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Wish Corruptor #16

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koin_era345tus

Posts: 294

new Posted: 04:40PM Feb 16, 2013

Made it to 500.

In this game, like the past 14 of the same name, you must "grant" the previous wish like a wish genie, but add some twist to it to make things worse than before.

Example:

I wish I could watch more TV.

Next poster might say:

Wish granted, but you lose your mind and social life.

~~~

From the last game,

I wish I was right about everything.

Let's have fun corrupting wishes! Aaand.. Go!


Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 09:16PM Feb 16, 2013

Granted, but nobody believes you.

(This is from the last game. If you're new and/or the old one was deleted due to inactivity, this one won't make any sense.)

Okay, so I slipped up and said the wrong artist. It doesn't matter. Van Gough didn't either.

(Okay, the rest will make sense now.)

I wish I was insane.


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FatHeadA

Posts: 1743

new Posted: 09:45AM Apr 10, 2013

Wish granted, but now you're famous because of it and can't get a moment's peace.

I wish more people visited Wocka.com.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 02:43PM Apr 10, 2013

Granted, but they are all trolls who spam the comments.

I wish that my wardrobe led to Narnia.


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windsor_babe

Posts: 33

new Posted: 01:56PM Apr 11, 2013

Granted but pine needles in your dress shirts are itchy.
I wish to end world hunger.


Your mom's a no brainer.
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Innovative*ca

Posts: 76

new Posted: 05:17PM Apr 11, 2013

Granted.

You die of famine.



I wish for happiness and safety for myself and the rest of the world.


"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." -George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 06:20PM Apr 11, 2013

Wait. That corruption makes no sense. You cannot die of hunger by ending hunger.

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Innovative*ca

Posts: 76

new Posted: 06:42PM Apr 11, 2013

You end WORLD hunger.

People can still be hungry and be in the world if WORLD hunger is resolved.

People die even if there aren't wars.

People go bankrupt with a successful company.

People can be smart with brain diseases.


"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." -George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets.
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windsor_babe

Posts: 33

new Posted: 09:56AM Apr 12, 2013

not buying it.

Your mom's a no brainer.
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Innovative*ca

Posts: 76

new Posted: 12:32PM Apr 12, 2013

...

I wish for happiness and safety for myself and the rest of the world.


"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." -George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets.
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kitty-cattus

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new Posted: 01:13PM Apr 12, 2013

Granted. The world is perfect. Problem is, what do you do now? What job can you do? You don't need to build anything, because everyone is safe and happy in a house. You don't need to be in entertainment, because everyone's happy already. You don't need to make food, because everybody is happy anyway and so can just live off one kind of food, which is supplied with magic because everyone is safe and happy which includes food. Perfect worlds are no fun.

I wish I wasn't so tired. Just so I could get a good grade on this presentation.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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Thekid4t

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new Posted: 03:57PM Apr 12, 2013

Granted. You become so awake that you run around like crazy until you tire yourself out. Then you sleep until three minutes before the presentation is due, so you rush it. You get an A, but the other students don't think you deserve it, so they throw the teacher out the window. This inspires people everywhere, and the Defenestration of Prague happens, but this time it is everywhere. Nobody likes this, as the world has fallen into anarchy, so they decide to revolt against the person who started it. To stop them from realizing that it was you, you throw them off with a forged note that says:

Dear Elaine,
I have finally figured out what to do about my problem with Katelyn. As you know, the windows where I live are huge. I shall invite her over for dinner, and thrust her out one while she is distracted. I never thought I would have to resort to murder, but I simply cannot stand being with her while it is you who I truly love.
Warm regards,
Stewart Mistricapper


You are sure that you have thrown them off, but as it turns out, there really is a Stewart Mistricapper who is dating a Katelyn and knows an Elaine. They throw the innocent man out the window, and you go insane with the knowledge that you basically just killed somebody. You go on a mass killing spree, and finally you are captured and thrown out the window. How's that for a corruption?

I wish I was taller.


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Innovative*ca

Posts: 76

new Posted: 04:18PM Apr 12, 2013

Granted. Everything else grows as well, meaning your growth is insignificant.

I wish I could win the lottery.


"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." -George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets.
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 06:12PM Apr 12, 2013

Wish granted. You can. You don't, but you can.

I wish for a really big one.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 07:05PM Apr 12, 2013

As you have not specified what you want big, (and for other reasons,) I am granting it so that your will to jump off a cliff is big. You jump off a cliff.


I wish I could walk upside-down.


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Innovative*ca

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new Posted: 07:53PM Apr 12, 2013

Wish granted.

Your hands are now feet.

I wish I was married happily.


"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." -George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets.
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kitty-cattus

Posts: 225

new Posted: 11:31AM Apr 13, 2013

Thekid4 wrote:
Granted. You become so awake that you run around like crazy until you tire yourself out. Then you sleep until three minutes before the presentation is due, so you rush it. You get an A, but the other students don't think you deserve it, so they throw the teacher out the window. This inspires people everywhere, and the Defenestration of Prague happens, but this time it is everywhere. Nobody likes this, as the world has fallen into anarchy, so they decide to revolt against the person who started it. To stop them from realizing that it was you, you throw them off with a forged note that says:

Dear Elaine,
I have finally figured out what to do about my problem with Katelyn. As you know, the windows where I live are huge. I shall invite her over for dinner, and thrust her out one while she is distracted. I never thought I would have to resort to murder, but I simply cannot stand being with her while it is you who I truly love.
Warm regards,
Stewart Mistricapper


You are sure that you have thrown them off, but as it turns out, there really is a Stewart Mistricapper who is dating a Katelyn and knows an Elaine. They throw the innocent man out the window, and you go insane with the knowledge that you basically just killed somebody. You go on a mass killing spree, and finally you are captured and thrown out the window. How's that for a corruption?

I wish I was taller.


It's beautiful, but...
I would have slept for 2 minutes. My presentation was in 5 minutes.
There are 2 teachers in the classroom.
And it's a class grade, so if I got an A, so did everyone else.
It's a ground floor window, and not big enough to throw someone out of.
It's not really something that can be rushed.



Anyway, you're married happily until your true love dies, approximately 3 seconds after you get married. You fall into depression and jump off a cliff.

I wish...I don't know what I want to wish for. I wish someone else would make up a wish for me.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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koin_era345tus

Posts: 294

new Posted: 01:29PM Apr 13, 2013

Granted, but they wish for something stupid.

I wish a chocolate bar to magically appear in my hand.


Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 04:04PM Apr 13, 2013

kitty-cat wrote:
It's beautiful, but...
I would have slept for 2 minutes. My presentation was in 5 minutes. I have no idea what you mean by this, so I'll ignore it.
There are 2 teachers in the classroom. So? What does that matter? They throw the other out too.
And it's a class grade, so if I got an A, so did everyone else. So then maybe the other teacher throws out the first, and then the students throw out the second.
It's a ground floor window, and not big enough to throw someone out of. A surprise flood hits your school, and you are temporarily relocated on the 10th floor of a building with much bigger windows.
It's not really something that can be rushed. You completely wing it.


So, a chocolate bar appears, but it is so heavy that it breaks your hand.


I wish I had a dollar.


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asteroidbelt

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new Posted: 04:14PM Apr 13, 2013

Wish granted, but it gets stuck in the paper shredder.

I wish I could post unlimited smileys.
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