If ya eva bin to da zoo at nite den yous'd see dat elephants is bigger dan dat widdle white spot in de sky! Caption by Frada8D
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50 Reasons Why the Moon is Not Bigger Than an Elephant:
1. Elephant has more letters
2. There are more elephants than there are moons
3. The moon's reflection is smaller than an elephant
Okay, it's 3 Reasons Why the Moon is Not Bigger. Caption by quesadillaman12
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But none of them is spelled "The largest." Caption by Thinker1995
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Well...a B gots a two bumps and a A got a turrangel, a turrangel, its a tinny lil ting. A D gots only wun bump, I thinks, but darn, a C got a hoop and a hoop is durn tinny. It's B!!! Caption by thebrain789
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I'd like to phone a friend. President Bush Caption by Joecool33
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CONGRATULATIONS! You are officially dumber than the peanut! Caption by canse912
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'Uhm, can I buy a vowel?' Caption by VeeCee
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If i chose 50/50, would moon be one of them? Caption by hadenedah123
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Well, 'elephant' is such a large word. Caption by CrimsonJio
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Whale my ma useta warsh me in a kettle, n dat was perty BIG!!! And pa said ther moon is cheese, and I ate cheese this morn'!!! I gave a peanut to an elephant onc---OH OH ELEPHANT I choose number B! Caption by CarlosRamos
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You see the moon. Have you measured it? I measured it. It was about an inch in diameter. I measured an elephant in was 2 inches in height! Caption by sammydj
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Let me use my hint!!!
Sorry, you can't, this is your practice preschool question! Caption by paradox_mage081
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Well the solar system on display in the gift shop had a really tiny moon! Caption by mimipet
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But...but...Elephant has more letters! Caption by str1k3outs27
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Let's see...the cow jumped over the moon...an elephant is bigger than a cow....it must be an elephant! Caption by
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It's definitely isn't the moon;, when you look up at the sky, all you see is this itty- bitty marble. Peanuts are tiny, and elephants eat peanuts, so it should be B. Oh, but that kettle is throwing me off!
Can I call my niece?
How old?
Oh, she's 5. Caption by geninkitty
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i'm not sure I thnk its a peanut but my final answer is that big thing Caption by thomas13
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When Jane was completely stumped by the answer, she asked the also confused crowd. All but one five year old had made the correct guess. Caption by Davegle
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Is it Earth's Moon?? Caption by geccco
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I knew I should've finished 3rd grade... Caption by mathlete29
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Hmm... well that peanut was pretty big, I mean I almost chocked on it and all... I'mma go with that!!!
Is that you're final answer?
Umm... WAIT, NO!!! Elephants are Way bigger, that's my final.
Sorry
OH NO! I didn't even see the kettle :( Caption by LavaIcee
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Don't miss FOX's newest show this season, "Are you Dumber than Dirt?" Caption by randeeryan
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I though the moon was just a little piece of cheese..... Caption by hazeleyes17
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Curse my dyslexia! Caption by cwjakesteel
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I know that "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader" makes adults look dumber than kids, but come on, this is RIDICULOUS! Caption by vbguy101
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Well, you see, have you ever walked on the moon? Have you ever felt the moon? Have you ever tasted the moon? The moon doesn't exist, it's just an elaborate hoax. This is mass madness, you maniacs!
Don't be foolish. Next question, please. Caption by talon_
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Regis, I'd like to buy a vowel! Caption by
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Laura was later employed as one of Bush's top political advisors. Caption by solarsistim321
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Well the moon looks is obviously smaller than a peanut, I should know I've been outside at night, and elephants eat peanuts so I'm thinking kettle. No wait I learnt in kindergarten a kettle was small so let's go for elephant. Caption by awesome710
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uhhh i dont no.... this one is hard... Caption by
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lets see,one time i had a M&M and the peanut was sorta big ...but im almost sure the moon is bigger ... that sure was a big kettle ma use to cook the meals and wash us in ...i'm thinking elephant... can i phone my brother Bo he went to the zoo once? Caption by june12
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the new planet the Elephant is now the largest thing in the world and it is bigger than the moon peanut and kettle! Caption by cutygirrl
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On the next episode of America's dumbest gameshow guests, we meet Sarah! Caption by Liawen
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Well, the elephant was HUGE in the elephant store..... Caption by Max34480
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No way is it the moon... its only four letters! Caption by
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"Um...what's a kettle?" Caption by
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Kids stay in school! Caption by AndrewWalker
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sad thing is, she called her friend for help. Caption by JrWriter
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what do you mean im wrong? Caption by brandonprater
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Excuse me, I just farted. Caption by butterflyboy
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Do I really even have to say any thing. But YOU'RE AN IDIOT Caption by wannamarryharry
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That's what she said... Caption by forevershortty
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she was thinking big and her mind was far away. Caption by heathjab
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uh i think elephant cause thats the only think i see cause i'm a zoo keeper and thats all i see all day and i clean after them i choose B Caption by jeffster2009
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I was going to say a kettle, but I realized that the peanut is like 10 bazillion times larger. Caption by
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Uh...UH i choose peanut, cuz thats the size of your brain...! Caption by joleneroxs
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LAURA: I'm sorry, Regis. This question's just too hard. I'm going to take the money...
REGIS: If you say so. Let's give a round of applause to Laura, now... oh. I'm sorry Laura, that was the $100 question. Caption by greenwavepi
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It turned out that Susy was ahead of the times. The next day, elephants the size of the moon attacked Earth. She was the only one left standing. Caption by hollymo
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Sally never could have imagined something made of cheese being larger than an elephant Caption by glenn222
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Well, it was 'Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler' at Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and somehow Janice managed to lose. She was later talked to by the news, and they found out she was a blonde.
Figures. Caption by flutflutflyer
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It occurred to Janine "If I screw this up, there's always Wheel of Fortune.." Caption by NANG
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Well. The moon is about as big as a peanut, and a kettle is even smaller than a peanut. It has to be and elephant. Caption by turtlegirl
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Ummm...... A peanut is the most logical because they feed them to elephants, one of the biggest animals ever!!! Caption by Keiko
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When i look at the moon i can measure it between my index finger and thumb. Must be the elephant. Caption by
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The moon is in the sky and it looks small so I have to go with the answer b elephant Caption by ZYXWVUTSRQPONML
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It's not that she didn't know the answer. She just didn't realize how bad she needed to poop until she got out there. "An elephant! I'm bout to poop and elephant!" Caption by PIKE1455
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Let's see. The largest? Hmm, well the kettle at my store costs 3.50, a peanut is 45 cents, an elephant is 500,000, and the moon isnt for sale... The answer is B! Caption by
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Well..."elephant" comes first in the alphabet, so elephant it is, Regis. Caption by mastergenius
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This is the $1,000,000 question barb. Gail:You better get this right I alredy have the divorce papers! Caption by rozemari
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I'm a little nervous...I think I'll phone a friend on this one. Caption by
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No wait! Im not sure it was elephant! But im getting a good vibe that it was A... Caption by happyhak
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Hint: obviously your brain is smaller than a peanut... Caption by
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dear lord please let this be right and ill never cheat on peter again Caption by
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"But I did do it right! I put 'B' for biggest! Come on Regis!" Caption by CatsAreCute
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On the next episode of "Are you smarter than kindergartener..." Caption by thanicksta
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And yet, they still let her teach science........ Caption by yesman
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Let me see my linking skills: A peanut was cooked in a kettle. It's not A. The kettle was picked up by an elephant. It's not D. Well, I'm stuck. But since I've never seen anything like a moon, I'll go with B. Caption by brain23
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And you thought YOU were dumb . . . Caption by Shadows
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oh mi gosh!!! she looks nervous every1 knows its d!!!! Caption by seahorse6878
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"Can I say myself"? Caption by kubesh
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No wonder her brain wasn't an option. Caption by luckylefty
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what does, which of the following is the largest?, mean!!!! Caption by
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And her husband back at home is yelling, "She's the LARGEST! She's the LARGEST!!" Caption by
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Meridith, I can put my hand up and block out the moon, a peanut or a kettle, but I can not do that with an elephant unless he is far away, so an elephant must be correct. Final answer! Caption by RGW4
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Wait....didn't I see her last week on America's Most Smartest Model?? Caption by NYG7154
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"Let's see...I know that it's between an elephant and a peanut. The moon?! that's just silly.." Caption by grilledcheese
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An elephant was walking on the moon carrying a peanut in a kettle. Does this give you a hint? Caption by fishpike
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"Well, I didn't know WHICH moon!" Caption by Swordfairy
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Meridith,
I aboslutely,posivtively,.....
Have to go pee!!!
Final answer !!!! Caption by duhclyde43210
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"a peanut? of course not! a kettle? probably not. the moon? well its pretty big, but its only a couple million miles. EVERYONE knows that elephants are bigger!" Caption by plus2
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It depends, African or Asian? Caption by forerunner
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What do you mean is that my "final answer?" Caption by tintiniscool
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Contestant-"Do I look like I gots a degree in psychics? I'm gonna have to use my last life-line Reeg."
Regis-"Are you sure you want to do that? This is only the first question and you've already used your other two?" Caption by 2crazy2care
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"And tomorrow i'm going to the zoo to see a moon. Then at night i will watch the sky for the elephant that is sooooo bright Caption by TanCW
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Crap! I knew I should've paid closer attention in in kindergarden when they were talking about shapes and SIZES of things. Caption by beepbeeptnm
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"Ohmigosh! This is the same question that stumped me when I was studying last night!" Caption by plain_jane
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NOOOOOO!!! Thats horribly wrong I should have picked A. Caption by spiderpig
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OK...I can see the blonde roots from here... Caption by IB247
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Silly Girl, she thought an Elephant was bigger than a peanut. Caption by Grant-the-Wise
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